Riddles

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?

What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

What's the first thing you should do if a bull charges you?

Why didn’t the elephant get the job he wanted?

Why do bunnies have soft sex?

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?