Riddles

Why don't witches wear underwear?

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?

What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?

Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

What did the cat say when the mouse got away?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?

What did the sleepy Australian bear say at the job interview?

What is black, white, and red all over?