Dumb and dumber

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.

Average: 8 (1 vote)
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Talking bird

My father’s secretary was visibly distraught one morning when she arrived at the office and explained that her children’s parrot had escaped from his cage and flown out an open window. Of all the dangers the tame bird would face outdoors alone, she seemed most concerned about what would happen if the bird started talking. Confused, my father asked what the parrot could say. “Well,” she explained, “he mostly says, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’ ”

Average: 6.5 (2 votes)
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A wishing bear

A bear is chasing a bunny when all of a sudden a djinni appears and grants them each three wishes. The bear, being very selfish, wishes that all the bears in his forest were female and instantly it is done. Then the bunny wishes he had a lifetime supply of carrots in his backyard. For his next turn, the bear wishes that all the other bears in his entire nation were female. The bunny wishes for a motorcycle. Finally on the last wish, the bear wishes that all the other bears on the whole earth were female. The bunny wishes that the bear was gay and rides home on his motorcycle.

Average: 4 (2 votes)
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is also human. Actually, everything you do is human. Except for laying eggs. That's more of a bird thing.

Average: 6 (2 votes)
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High bills

I've reached the age where my prescription bill has caught up to my bar bill.

Average: 6.5 (2 votes)
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Naked man

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

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Average: 7.5 (2 votes)
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