Jokes for Children

All jokes for children on jokes-for-us.com (page 1). In total there are 171 jokes for children on the site. The jokes are ordered according to the score that visitors have given to a joke. Help with the site and also give a good or bad score to the jokes you read.

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How to replace a cat

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Average: 9 (1 vote)
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Am I pretty or ugly?

Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."

Average: 9 (2 votes)
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Magic tric

A very good magician has hypnotised an entire audience. He has them under his complete control and they are willing do whatever he tells them to do. Unfortunately, at the vital moment, he trips over the microphone cord, lands on his ass and says, "Shit!"

Average: 8 (1 vote)
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Breakfast

What do cats eat for breakfast?

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Average: 8 (1 vote)
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Grape

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

Average: 7 (2 votes)
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Buzzing

“Doctor, I keep seeing an insect buzzing around me.” “Don’t worry; that’s just a bug that’s going around.”

Average: 7 (2 votes)
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Gaps in your teeth

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

Average: 6.5 (2 votes)
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On the street

How to be Insulting in the Street: Walk along as if you have stepped in something unpleasant, by pretending to scrape your feet along the pavement, or rubbing your soles on any available patches of grass. Then look daggers at anyone walking a dog.

Average: 8 (2 votes)
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