Jokes for Children

All jokes for children on jokes-for-us.com (page 1). In total there are 175 jokes for children on the site. The jokes are ordered according to the score that visitors have given to a joke. Help with the site and also give a good or bad score to the jokes you read.

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Seven

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Average: 10 (1 vote)
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Vitamins

“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin  A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”

Average: 8 (2 votes)
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Teddy bear

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

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Average: 9 (1 vote)
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How to replace a cat

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

Average: 9 (1 vote)
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Am I pretty or ugly?

Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."

Average: 9 (2 votes)
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Looking for something

When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

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Average: 8 (1 vote)
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Magic tric

A very good magician has hypnotised an entire audience. He has them under his complete control and they are willing do whatever he tells them to do. Unfortunately, at the vital moment, he trips over the microphone cord, lands on his ass and says, "Shit!"

Average: 8 (1 vote)
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Breakfast

What do cats eat for breakfast?

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Average: 8 (1 vote)
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Grape

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

Average: 7 (2 votes)
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